I...I kind of brought a guest, I hope it's okay. He's not going to be here for long, he just wanted to see where I've been hanging out and...he's got a bone to pick with someone.*gestures towards the elderly man behind her. He's leaning on a cane, but he's got a spry, fierce look about him*Guys, this my grandfather, Kyle Nevins.So where's the little no-gudnick who thinks peein' on folks is funny??((ooc: Trying to bring some life back into these places! And yes, the name Kyle and the pee-hate IS based on that episode.))
Actually, I haven't seen Rod recently...
o yeah my bad i kinda got grounded for stealin pr0n but im back now!!!!!
Oh...hi, Mr. Nevins! *dusts flour off her clothes* Sorry I'm such a mess, I was baking rolls. I take it you mean Rod...?
Julia, good to see you. *smile* So that's the little shmedrick's name, is it?He just ran away, Grandpa...he thinks you're a cop out to steal his porn.
[Blinks and smiles cheerfully. Might be a bit nervous but is NOT showing it.] Hello, sir. I'm Ralph and I'm sure you've heard about me.
So you're the boy my granddaughter's so smitten with. *sizes him up* You sure you're only seventeen, boy? You're as tall as my own son!*blush* Dad's definitely taller than Ralph is, Grandpa...
[Looks up from the jewelry catalog she's reading.] Hello. . .?
*smiles* Kyle Nevins. And you would be...?
OH HAY!! i'm Sue and Rod goes to my school and he's a gross idiot!! you gonna beat him up?!
If I haveta! No, seriously now, bubbelah, beating up minors...it's just not my way. I mean, with the lawsuits and the jail time and the I dunneven wanna think about it!
Oh great, another human! Just so you know, it's not me! ...okay, so I miss the litter box sometimes, I admit it!
Yeah right, "sometimes". *picks up Mittens and scritches behind his ears* Anyway, it's not you.
Oy, a talking cat! Just when I thought I'd seen it all!
Oh, hello, Mr. Nevins! It's good to see you!
What's all this Mister Nevins business, bubbe? We're still technically family even if not directly!((ooc: I don't remember if Ike and Margot are Molly's direct cousins or distant/second cousins...))
Hey! Join the "Rod is disgusting" club, it's not just the pee either. He's always peeking in on girls in the shower...well, girls and Syrius. Who he thought was a girl.
...you've got to be kidding!She's not. :/
*here, have Chast's attention*Oh, hello, sir! Would you be interested in having anything to drink? Tea, coffee, infusions...?
Hello, young lady! Beer would be nice, but coffee's fine if you don't normally keep alcohol around....infusions?Grandpa, don't drink a beer and then go beat Rod! Someone might get the wrong idea!
Nice to meet you, sir! You know Rod's reached menace status when someone's grandpa comes in to smack him around. XD
I have no patience for pee shenanigans! To me, it's grosser than overcooked matzoballs, or bananas!
*feral, angry smile*So, we've got a man looking to assert his power, then? At least it's over another useless male, if he even thinks of telling a strong womyn like me what tohey! *glares at Molly* Since when did you have the guts to shove ME down?!
*wipes hands off on a wet towel* You won't do anything to my grandfather, Missy...be as mean as you want to me, but not my family! *her eyes are tearing up from the stink* And for God's sake, take a shower!
Oh, so the little weeping willow has the power of looooove on her side. *gagging noise*
Hello, sir. I wish you the best of luck in dealing with the little creep...sometimes I think that cat is more civilized than Rod Smith is.