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by your entitled savage bitch :D (sarajayechan)
at July 10th, 2010 (04:48 pm)

current mood: cheerful

Introducing the first ever

War Comms Fic Meme!

Reply anonymously to request whatever sort of fic you wanna see: Smut, shippy fluff, gen, friendship, character piece, whatever catches your fancy. Some other kind anonymouse will fulfill your request.

1) While all kinks are welcome and loved, stuff like guro and rape and other "dark" kinks...if it seems IC for a character (Syrius and bloodplay, Maxie and tentacles) it's one thing, but try to use common sense and good judgement if someone makes such a request. ...which probably won't be likely given a lot of us find these things squicky, but still.
2) Don't start wank. This should be obvious.
3) If your socks wanna spazz over this, make a separate post on this comm.

Now go forth, and have fun!


Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
This is so effing obvious.


Make it fluffy.

Bonus points if Marion makes an appearance.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 09:04 pm (UTC)

Cassie/Martina epic slap slap kiss. Bonus points if their Luigi shipping war is the catalyst.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC)

Anyone x Syrius, bloodplay.

Thanks a lot, Sara. You've triggered my TWS and made me want to see it. XD;

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)

Maxie x Joe, titty-fuck.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 09:25 pm (UTC)

Lucy going on a murderous yandere rampage a la Higurashi.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 09:57 pm (UTC)
Beware The Wimpy Ones

I. Cannot believe I actually wrote this. Apologies to everyone whose socks died in the massacre.


No one had seen it coming. Frail, weepy, pathetic little Lucy Bennet who would rather scream and cry in denial than defend herself. Even Cassie, queen of armchair psychology, was completely gobsmacked.

It started one week ago. Yet another wank about Nakago with its usual participants doing what they did best. Gordon whined about "that disappointing pansy", Maxie made smutty de-motivational posters, Mark and Sue hated the man for being a prick, Rod called the character "fag", and of course Lucy wept with denial over all the terrible things Nakago had done.

It was one little comment of Missy's that had set things in motion.

"You fucking little cunt, Nakago was a worthless piece of shit excuse for penis-flesh and you're a delusional fuckwit for masturbating to him. Go on, prove me wrong. I dare you to fight me on this, you know I'm right."

Lucy had run crying into her room, but unlike the other times she did, she stayed in there for a week. She didn't post on the communities, didn't speak to anyone-not even Mary Ellen, who was the only person on the comms she liked.

This morning, exactly one week, two hours and sixteen minutes from the time of the offending comment, Missy Blackwell was found dead on the stairs, bludgeoned with her precious lead pipe and impaled on the railing.

Of course the death of Missy was no cause for mourning, but the act itself was a shock.

"Fucking AWESOME, someone FINALLY put THAT CUNT of a FUCKING WOMAN IN HER PLACE," Gordon raved, much to the eyerolling of everyone but Patrick. "I hope they RAPED HER like she FUCKING DESERVED before they-UGHCK!</i>"

His tirade was cut off by a butcher knife plunged into his back, and he fell forward, gurgling and spitting up blood for several minutes before he, too, was dead.

As Patrick wailed like a banshee at the death of his beloved Gordon, everyone ran through the safehouse in a panic, wondering who would be next.

On Sunday, Josie was found beaten to death with a collection of Disney videos and Fruits Basket DVDs. The gang barely noticed her children's lack of trama over the sight...or rather, Catherine's oddly happy reaction.

On Monday, Trisha was found strangled in the shower with her leopard-print bra. Joe and Maxie supported a shell-shocked Stephanie in the task of bringing her sister's body home to their father.

On Tuesday, Rod was found riddled with bullet holes. Sailor Bimbo cheered until she was shot through the chest with the same firearm. That night, Cassie and Michelle were found stabbed to death in their sleep.

On Wednesday, Patrick got his wish to join his Gordy-chan when he was burned to death in a kitchen fire. At this point the accusations flew, and Sue was the prime suspect until Hannah reminded them that her fires only killed appliances, not people.

On Thursday, Joe found his cousin Steve dead of a drug overdose. Someone had laced his usual weed with arsenic. He didn't have time to mourn for shortly afterwards, the bodies of Monica and Percival were found bleeding to death on the lawn.

On Friday, they finally found the culprit. Lucy, covered in blood and holding a fish knife, stood beside the corpse of Esmeralda Iceworth. A NakagoxSoi lemon was found shredded and burned at her feet, and hanging from the ceiling fixture were Angela and Stuart, the former's hands folded in prayer and the latter with a "my level of fucked is over 9000!" frozen on his face.

"No more lies," Lucy said in a creepy, detatched voice. "That's what you get for lying to me about my bishounens. You're all meanies and liars and I won't stop till you're all dead. Then me and my bishounens can live happily ever after."

In the end, only a handful of the sock population survived Lucy's rampage before the little girl was finally put out of her misery by an apologetic Christine.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 10:36 pm (UTC)

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I'm surprised at how creative Lucy can be with her murders... unless she's just using whatever she can get her hands on at the time, which, knowing her, is a more likely story. ^^;

Chilling mood whiplash with Trisha's death, too. "LOL, Trisha got throttled with her own bra, what a way to-- oh shit, poor Stephanie."

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 10:11 pm (UTC)

Trisha attempts to win Ralph back from Molly by stalking their date to a video game convention and being her usual bitchy self. She fails miserably and gets thrown out on her ass. Then she tries blasting "You Belong With Me" and being wangsty like the girl in the song. Everyone makes fun of her. Finally, she tries to use Stuart to make Ralph jealous. Stuart's reaction is up to anonymous, but he should at least feel her up either of his own doing or her literally forcing his hand.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 11th, 2010 03:28 am (UTC)

OH I forgot to add that with the first part she should be basically trying to emulate the video for "Girlfriend". Because that song is SO her in my mind.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)

Stuart x Sandy.

After she kicked his ass so thoroughly at Pokémon, Stuart makes it his goal to construct the l33test team possible so he can finally beat her back. He tries... and fails... and persists... and somewhere down the line, he realises he's crushing on her pretty badly. Not that he'd admit such a thing, of course.

Bonus points if it leads to (mutually consensual!) hatesex.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC)

Karen/Alyssia Sempai Kohai fluff, in which Karen, after crushing hard on Lyssie ever since that con, finally gets up the nerve to kiss her. Shy, eager Karen and shocked but flattered Alyssia. :3

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 11:03 pm (UTC)

Missy x Esmeralda, anal. Because I thought we'd have this pairing on here sooner. >>

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 10th, 2010 11:06 pm (UTC)

Gordon/Patrick. Patrick finally stops being Super Uke and waiting to be ravished, and jumps Gordon in the shower. And much to his unending horror, Gordy does not hate it.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: July 11th, 2010 08:28 am (UTC)

How about a fic in which one of the girls helps Patrick with something, and he begins to think that maybe girls aren't so "evil" after all. Mostly aiming for a friendship fic, but if somebody wants to make it romantic, feel free!

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: October 7th, 2010 11:00 pm (UTC)

idk I just wanna read something where Rod and Lucy both keep getting bridgets dropped on them. I NEED SOME LULZ. D:

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: April 5th, 2011 02:59 am (UTC)
Attempt at a fill

Rod was quite pleased with the new manga he'd just discovered. Mariaholic promised to be one hell of a hot yuri story, and he was already getting a boner over Mariya. Yep, any time now she and Kanako were gonna do it!

"Fuck yeah, Kanako's about to walk in on Mariya nekkid!" He turned the page...


Behind him, Maxie was standing and laughing her ass off.

"Oh, lil' Rod, you'll fap over anything with a pretty face, won't you?"


"Oh, cheer up, lil' Rod! Here, have a picture of a hawt Hula chick. Alyssia-chan printed it out," Maxie said, handing him another picture.

Moments later, Rod could be heard screaming and smacking his head against the wall as he fell into yet another trap.


Alyssia snickered as she heard the exchange from down the hallway. That picture of Stanley Chan had sure come in handy!


Meanwhile, Lucy was looking for new anime to watch...or rather, more new bishounen to fangirl over.

"Oh what's this? Ribon no Kishi? What does that mean?" she asked, clicking the link. When the image of a rather handsome bishounen filled the screen, she squealed. "Oh wow, he's so handsome I think I'm falling in love. He looks so brave and heroic, maybe he'll save me from the meanies at Shipwar and then we'll get married and live happily ever after!"

So she found a page with scanslations, began to read...and promptly burst into tears.

"Noooooooo! It's not true Sapphire can't be a girl he's such a beautiful bishounen. Why do all these mangas keep lying and being mean to me? Waaaaaah!"

"Aww, cheer up, Lucy," a mischievous voice sounded from the doorway. "Here, try this!" He tossed a copy of Ouran High School Host Club in her direction. She caught it haphazardly and began to flip through it.

"Oh thank you Joe, Haruhi looks like such a lovely bishounen," she said.

"Sure, no problem." He stifled a snicker. "Enjoy..." He ducked out of the room, and moments later the hallway was filled with the sound of bawling.

"Noooooooo not again, you tricked me, Joe, why are you always being so mean to me?"

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: April 5th, 2011 03:00 am (UTC)

Morgan/Kristan, hot passionate sex while discussing the superiority of villains and ways to get back at the "pathetic hero worshippers" on Shipwar. Bonus points if Maxie or Rod is listening and touching themselves to it.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: December 14th, 2012 06:07 am (UTC)

-post a character or pairing and prompt
-get it filled
-fill others' prompts

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: December 14th, 2012 06:09 am (UTC)

Julia/Syrius, bright eyes

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